May 2011
47 posts
The feeling you get when you just got home after...
abovetheskylines:
YES, THIS IS ME.
For my case, its after work :(
The future is scary, but you can’t just run back to the past because it’s...
– Robin Scherbatsky, How I Met Your Mother (via youshouldhavemetmein1864)
1. Money can’t buy happiness but
somehow, it’s more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle…
2. Forgive your enemy, but
remember the motherfucker’s name.
3. Help a man when he is trouble & he will remember you
when he is in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because
it’s illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problem, but then,
neither does milk.
Do you ever feel like you aren't even friends with...
penniesfromheaven-:
Tons of them. Even those that should be close to me.
When you're on your period.
chickyrice:
bonnieshoutsinyofes:
You try to go to bed.
But then you’re worried you might bleed.
Then you wake up and check your surroundings for pools of blood.
You spend the rest of the day eating everything in sight.
And then you have cramps.
And people look at you like..
And you’re just waiting for this horrible week to be over.
And when it’s over you’re just like.
...
This gif lololol.
sikiarangselosa:
It’s like relevant to everything.
YOU SEE YOUR CRUSH WITH SOMEONE ELSE:
YOUR TEACHER ASSIGNS YOU HOMEWORK:
SOMEONE WANTS TO FIGHT WITH YOU:
TEACHER GIVES YOU DETENTION:
YOUR FAVORITE BAND COMES TO YOUR COUNTRY BUT NOT YOUR CITY:
TUMBLR DOESN’T LOAD:
SOMEONE LOOKS AT YOU LIKE THIS:
AND YOU LOOK BACK AT THEM LIKE THIS:
YOUR MOM IS THE BEST BECAUSE SHE...
sylhorrorshow:
CUTEST ROYAL WEDDING EVER